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paleskinhazeleyes:

i-want-my-name:

not-obama:

carryonmylonelyangel:

amazingandonfire:

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.

They got married.

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#all those rogue seating arrangements suddenly make sense

Oh no

winjennster:

fireandraindrivemeinsane:

volatilevines:

ghostkiwi:

amondra:

nagito-komaeda-vevo:

 

Thank you.

This is what I have been saying for years. 

Where as GI Joe’s biceps are bigger than his waist and he only ever does one masculine male power fantasy thing. >_>

and honestly I never paid attention to Barbie’s size as a kid, but all my barbies were successful business women like the ones in the telenovelas my mom liked to watch. I never thought Barbie was supposed to be a “real” woman anymore than I thought animated characters like Minky Momo were supposed to represent real people in a realistic way. I always assumed she was stylized.

My mom obsessing over her weight actually affected me a lot more.

Someone finally said it

THANK YOU

Thank you. This is why I still let my daughter have them.

This is what my mother in law thinks all women including I should be doing daily.

This is what my mother in law thinks all women including I should be doing daily.

dickneyqueers:

I DON’T THINK I HAVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD

dickneyqueers:

I DON’T THINK I HAVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD

cartel:

puddlejumpingchampion:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

funnywildlife:

cognitivedissonance:

clubpunk:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Best thing I have ever seen I love cats so much omg

Your cute cat of the day

Blimey! Speechless!

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

What a smart, sweet kitty!

this is the cutest thing ever omg

cartel:

puddlejumpingchampion:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

funnywildlife:

cognitivedissonance:

clubpunk:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Best thing I have ever seen I love cats so much omg

Your cute cat of the day

Blimey! Speechless!

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

What a smart, sweet kitty!

this is the cutest thing ever omg

phonetap:

oshunoxtra:

take a look at this snout

you replogged this so many times and i never watched and. watch this video

jesskaleach:

my-vital-signs:

Want/need

my-vital-signs
can we get these as friendship necklaces?

jesskaleach:

my-vital-signs:

Want/need

my-vital-signs
can we get these as friendship necklaces?
sparklesmccheesy:

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

sparklesmccheesy:

ittygittydiddynator:

iheichouguys:

lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

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my milkshakes are safe
for now

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my milkshakes
what?

what?

antisocial-internet-addict:

scoutingleijon:

panickyintheuk:


panasonicyouth:

kimcrow:

lord—loldemort:

tophatkurt:

homemadedarkmark:

teppelin:

This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.

WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD 

i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY

OHMYGAWD O.O

I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—
OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. 

Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—OH MY GOD.

I was gonna reblog it like “I don’t get it someone help” and then

OH

I REALLY DON’T GET IT SEND HELP

So, I think it’s referring to either both or 1 of these 2 possibilities: 1. It’s trying to say she’ll be using it alone. or 2. They’re trying to say it’ll make her cum an ocean worth. Either way.. meh.

antisocial-internet-addict:

scoutingleijon:

panickyintheuk:

panasonicyouth:

kimcrow:

lord—loldemort:

tophatkurt:

homemadedarkmark:

teppelin:

This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.

WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD 

i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WHY

WHY

WHY

WHY

OHMYGAWD O.O

I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—

OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. 

Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—

OH MY GOD.

I was gonna reblog it like “I don’t get it someone help” and then

OH

I REALLY DON’T GET IT SEND HELP

So, I think it’s referring to either both or 1 of these 2 possibilities: 1. It’s trying to say she’ll be using it alone. or 2. They’re trying to say it’ll make her cum an ocean worth. Either way.. meh.

swingsetindecember:

anarchisthousewife:

hauntedhousewife:

All of my life I’ve wondered why the hell they use blue liquid in maxi pad commercials.

After watching this video, I’m suddenly totally fine with blue liquid I’ll never bring it up again, I promise. Just watch the video.

LMAO make men watch this while they’re eating dammit

they should use red